Joke of the Day
This guy walks into a bar with a large Parrot perched on his head.
'Where the heck did you get that?' asked the barman.
'Well, the Parrot replied - you won't believe it, but it
started as this little wart on my butt !'
Daily Brain Bender
Who can shave 25 times a day and still have a beard?
The Answer to Yesterday's Useless Riddle: Why can't a man living in Philadelphia, Pennsylvannia, be buried west of the Mississippi? Answer: He's still alive.
Daily Quip
"Its hard to buy a negligee in my size. I wear a Junior Mister." - Phyllis Diller
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